BanishKrista.Com Banished!

We were tipped off to check the Big Brother Top 50 site for an unusual occurence. When we arrived, there were sites ranked 1, 2, 3, and 5 - but no 4! What happened to Banish-Krista.com that held this illustrious position for so long?

A little snooping has found that the site was removed from the list because of a little known rule - no anti or hate sites allowed. And as we all know, BanishKrista is definitely an anti-Krista site, duh.

What took you so long to enforce this rule Top 50?

Shooting The Bird

Seems that since Zeb has been banned from the TVClubhouse he has been hanging around the BBInsider message boards. Doesn't look like they really want him around there either, especially a poster named Keleigh.

A small war has ensued, with some pretty nice zingers. Seems Keleigh has the upperhand at this time.

Our favorite though is this one from Keleigh in response to Zeb/The Bird blessing her:

Exorcism

Begone, vile troll of flames and bait. Leave this hallowed site and let it be cleansed of the excrement of your words. I cast thee back to your dark hole and flickering screen from whence ye came. Be ye banned and ignored from this place as ye have been from so many others.

I exorcise thee in the name of the Admin, the Moderator, and the Holy Host.

Amen

Lawyerman Revisited

Seems our expose of Lawyerman was not appreciated by KiiisThis from a certain large content provider.

Essentially their argument is that Lawyerman was not voiced 5 times and that he didn't mention TVClubhouse 5 times. Then they go on to mention how he is so respected and works so hard for their board and is a man of integrity and yada, yada, yada.

Sorry Kiiis, but we said Lawyerman spoke 5 times in the chat, not voiced. Out of those 5 times he advertised TVCH twice and his own site twice. Hey, and it was our chat log we looked at, not anyone elses.

Here are his remarks:

Lawyerman> Woo hoo! Whoever put the msg on Joker's site just invited the whole world.

Lawyerman> Kent, what do you think of web sites like bigbrotherfanclub.com where all your actions of you and your fellow houseguests are documented in written form 24/7? Have you seen those sites?

Lawyerman> If you go to http://www.silhouettestudios.com/BB2/ you can listen to unedited recorded conversations from the BB house. You da man, Kent!

Lawyerman> If you go to http://www.silhouettestudios.com/BB2/ you can listen to unedited recorded conversations from the BB house. You da man, Kent!

Lawyerman> bigbrotherfanclub.com - check it out!

The fact is, Lawyerman continually abused his privilege, then when he got booted at the end he whined and complained on multiple boards - not much integrity there if you ask me.

So concerning your complaint, it has been

REJECTED

Kent Is Back

Seems all we have heard this last week is that Kent is back. First the chat at Elite TV on Sunday night, then he shows up on TVClubhouse answering questions and advertising his chats on Elite TV on Thursday and Reality 411 on Friday.

Finally he seems to have returned home to Elite TV and is also posting and answering questions there.

Our question is: Can Kentbb, as he calls himself, be considered for our Favorite Poster award?

Favorite Poster: Blue Board's DocWatson

Our first externally nominated Favorite Poster is The Blue Board's DocWatson.

Doc chimes in daily about current events in the house, but what really shines are his predictions for upcoming broadcast shows. Three times a week he posts what can be expected on the upcoming prime time show, and they are HILARIOUS. Most of these get cross-posted to Joker's P/X board and other places, so it shouldn't be too hard to find them.

Most recently, Doc predicted that Nicole, as HoH, would assign duties to the houseguests befitting her new status. Bunky would be expected to scatter rose petals in front of her wherever she walked, Krista would be expected to fan her with a palm frond at night, and Hardy would wash her feet with incense and oil whenever she entered the house.

We salute you Doc!

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